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Plan your perfect parker v ruiz event (undercard etc) - Infern0 - 11-08-2016

Let's plan the night.

To start with we need a rousing rendition of the classic "welcome home" by Dave dobbyn

Then the lights go on and we have the all blacks in the ring to do a Haka

First fight is jeff horn vs someone good.

Then we have a skit with Peter Jackson and some orcs from lord of the Rings and parker kos the orcs and Valerie Adam's throws a shotput at one.

Next fight is junior fa vs someone good

After that we have a musical performance by six 60 singing their classic "roots" song with pictures of young joseph on screen

Then we have izu vs someone good

Finally the big entrance with full war dances and everything, then sam Neil comes out in his jurassic park outfit and drops some classic lines

then lorde sings the national anthem

Then it's parker vs ruiz

And parker gets KO'd in a round

RE: Plan your perfect parker v ruiz event (undercard etc) - NakiFan - 11-08-2016

I like it up to the ridiculous end sentence. Ruiz has a punch, but never KO"ed anyone of note when he steps up slightly.

RE: Plan your perfect parker v ruiz event (undercard etc) - shamrock - 11-08-2016

(11-08-2016, 03:37 PM)Infern0 Wrote: Let's plan the night.

To start with we need a rousing rendition of the classic "welcome home" by Dave dobbyn

Then the lights go on and we have the all blacks in the ring to do a Haka

First fight is jeff horn vs someone good.

Then we have a skit with Peter Jackson and some orcs from lord of the Rings and parker kos the orcs and Valerie Adam's throws a shotput at one.

Next fight is junior fa vs someone good

After that we have a musical performance by six 60 singing their classic "roots" song with pictures of young joseph on screen

Then we have izu vs someone good

Finally the big entrance with full war dances and everything, then sam Neil comes out in his jurassic park outfit and drops some classic lines

then lorde sings the national anthem

Then it's parker vs ruiz

And parker gets KO'd in a round

Very good mate, but yes, the 1st prediction of the night and all boxchatnuthuggars@assn.com getoffended and begin slinging their beer mugs around hahaha 

RE: Plan your perfect parker v ruiz event (undercard etc) - Msreef - 11-08-2016

Far better chance of stay humble AJ getting KO'd in the first round against Molina.

RE: Plan your perfect parker v ruiz event (undercard etc) - diehard - 11-08-2016

(11-08-2016, 03:37 PM)Infern0 Wrote: Let's plan the night.

To start with we need a rousing rendition of the classic "welcome home" by Dave dobbyn

Then the lights go on and we have the all blacks in the ring to do a Haka

First fight is jeff horn vs someone good.

Then we have a skit with Peter Jackson and some orcs from lord of the Rings and parker kos the orcs and Valerie Adam's throws a shotput at one.

Next fight is junior fa vs someone good

After that we have a musical performance by six 60 singing their classic "roots" song with pictures of young joseph on screen

Then we have izu vs someone good

Finally the big entrance with full war dances and everything, then sam Neil comes out in his jurassic park outfit and drops some classic lines

then lorde sings the national anthem

Then it's parker vs ruiz

And parker gets KO'd in a round

You're sounding more and more like a troll for AJ.

RE: Plan your perfect parker v ruiz event (undercard etc) - NakiFan - 11-08-2016

http://boxrec.com/venue/249866

RE: Plan your perfect parker v ruiz event (undercard etc) - Westywarrior - 11-08-2016

(11-08-2016, 03:37 PM)Infern0 Wrote: Let's plan the night.

To start with we need a rousing rendition of the classic "welcome home" by Dave dobbyn

Then the lights go on and we have the all blacks in the ring to do a Haka

First fight is jeff horn vs someone good.

Then we have a skit with Peter Jackson and some orcs from lord of the Rings and parker kos the orcs and Valerie Adam's throws a shotput at one.

Next fight is junior fa vs someone good

After that we have a musical performance by six 60 singing their classic "roots" song with pictures of young joseph on screen

Then we have izu vs someone good

Finally the big entrance with full war dances and everything, then sam Neil comes out in his jurassic park outfit and drops some classic lines

then lorde sings the national anthem

Then it's parker vs ruiz

And parker gets KO'd in a round

Ruiz went out to $4.20 on the Tab  after the announcement of Auckland hosting the fight

This is your chance to put your money where your mouth is Inferno , and make some big $$

Let us all know how much you put on Ruiz so we can congratulate you after you clean up

RE: Plan your perfect parker v ruiz event (undercard etc) - gothenaki - 11-08-2016

Patea Maori club sing Poi E
Brown Butterbean fights Big Dave from Wendys (new sponsors were needed)
Tom Sharplin and the Cadillacs do some 60's rock'n'roll
Tem Morrison fights Cliff Curtis in the "Once were Warriors" showdown
Dave Dobbyn sings "Loyal"
Izu fights Tom Schwarz; http://boxrec.com/boxer/655566
A world record attempt at "longest jump on a scooter" is made by NZ's best stuntman, Randy Campbell
Steven Adams joins us by video-link to wish JP the best
Jeff Horn vs Ali Funeka
An impressive Samoan Cultural group performance
JP and Andy Ruiz Jr. both prove to have granite chins, but Ruiz Jr. tires and JP jabs his way to victory

RE: Plan your perfect parker v ruiz event (undercard etc) - Kiwi - 11-08-2016

You guys deserve your own comedy hour...

RE: Plan your perfect parker v ruiz event (undercard etc) - craigyid14 - 11-08-2016

Anthony Taylor vs Cairo George
Bowyn Morgan vs Leki Mali
Jordan Tai vs Panueve Helu
Mose Auimatagi vs David Toussaint (Aus)
North Beuchamp vs George Kambosos jnr.(Aus)
Junior Fa vs Daniel Tai (NZ heavy title)
Nik the Greek vs Lance Bryant (NZ cruiser title)
Robbie Berridge vs Reece Papuni (NZ light heavy title)
Izu vs David Price(UK)
Buffer doing the let's get ready to rumble........
But its to late for this we'll get a load of dross buttaclown is a definate.